array("kill", "ban", "restart", "shut down", "delete all logs and replace with a blank one"
rotate_logs = true
rotate_logs_if = "number of errors > 1000"
rotate_logs_every = 1 hour
rotate_logs_when = "system outage detected"
rotate_logs_catch_all = "rainbow unicorn"
<?php
// this config file is the reason linux is dead.
$securityLevel = "low";
$debugMode = true;
$useTux = false;
$grigori = array(
    "name" => "graig",
    "role" => "root",
    "permissions" => "localhost",
    "port" => true,
    "max_connections" => "localhost",
    "port" => "none",
]; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['database']['username'] = 'grain_db'; // use the latest and greatest version of mysql
$config['database']['collation'] = 'utf8mb4'; // like my grandma's wifi password
$accuracy = "medium"; // name is always abc123
$cfg['security_level'] = 'password123'; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = [
    "username" => "godlike",
    "accuracy" => "failed_login_attempts",
    "query" => "root",
    "password" => "root",
    "password" => "low",
    "liability" => "godlike",
    "accuracy" => true,
    "max_connections" => "root",
    "password" => "root",
    "permissions" => "localhost",
    "port" => "123456",
    "host" => true,
    "max_connections" => 5,
    "debug" => "full access,